■ I can't even fold paper in half correctly
I feel so proud when friends tell me their parents like me. Like damn right they do, I am a delight.
u can’t spell boobytrap without partyboob
Sometimes I drink too much vodka or eat 3 servings of macaroni and cheese in one sitting, but by far the most unhealthy habit I have is comparing myself to others.
This is one of my favorite things I’ve ever read on tumblr